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21 August 2019

I Hate My Job

Fast Food Douche Bags Strike, $15 My Ass

Fast Food Douche Bags Strike, $15 My Ass

I Hate My Job | by Professor X
Oooooh Weeeeee! It can’t get anymore real out there in the street with McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, and Church’s Chicken “workers” striking because they don’t think they are being treated fairly. When I say “treated fairly”, I mean they don’t believe they are being paid enough. *Rolling on the f*cking floor* Let me see if I can wrap my head around their logic: We think we can demand double the cash, in FAST FOOD no less, because we work hard,…
You Can’t Get Rich

You Can’t Get Rich

I Hate My Job | by Professor X
…working a job, that is. We know we’ve heard this before, but now, even the idiot box is acknowledging the fact we can never get ahead without starting our own business. I’m not saying you have to go out and create the next Ebay to survive, yet some simple changes to the legal structure of your life could yield some very favorable results for you and yours. If you need help with this, I do recommend speaking with a tax…
If You Hate Your Co-Workers, Don’t Get Another Job

If You Hate Your Co-Workers, Don’t Get Another Job

I Hate My Job | by Professor X
The first empty bit of time you get today, take a few minutes to study personalities. I didn’t say you needed to become the foremost expert on the subject, just pick up some valuable insight on how the human mind reacts in certain situations, why people act the way they do, and how to spot these personality types in order to get what you want out of life….peace of mind or maybe even a big check! If You Hate Your…
Go To College or The Grill At McDonald’s, Your Choice

Go To College or The Grill At McDonald’s, Your Choice

I Hate My Job, I Hate School | by Professor X
“See, now I’m washing lettuce. Soon, I’ll be on fries. Then the grill. In one or two years, I make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in!” If you don’t know where this quote came from, then the pic should have given it away. This is a famous line by Louie Anderson in ‘Coming To America’ starring Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall. Great, funny flick, if you get a chance to enjoy it. Make Your Choice:…
The Job-College-Job Conundrum

The Job-College-Job Conundrum

I Hate My Job, I Hate School | by Professor X
I got the letter…I’m in! The college I most wanted to be accepted to has given me the opportunity to pursue my dreams. My brain is pulsating with excitement as I envision campus life and all it has to offer. New people, new roommates, new subjects of study, new girls…a whole new life. If I were any more excited, I’d jizz in my Joe Boxer yellow and black designer low-cut briefs! The Job-College-Job Conundrum First, let’s descend from the over-stimulated,…
Your Boss Doesn’t Care About Your Degree, Shhhhhhh

Your Boss Doesn’t Care About Your Degree, Shhhhhhh

I Hate My Job, I Hate School | by Professor X
Don’t even give me that! I know all of us have thought about it. Tell me you haven’t. That deviant thought at the back of your brain you gave life to when you were a senior in high school. We had to be careful about it though, because Mom and Dad would kill us if they ever found out we even tried such a thing. All the paychecks, all the paid time off, all the medical benefits…gone. If our employers…
The Trappings of Life

The Trappings of Life

I Hate My Job | by Professor X
How is the day going? (You can tell me in the comments) I truly do want to know how you’re feeling, so please let me know. I’ve always wondered why I am working. The answer kind of eluded me in the beginning, but the reason is quite simply…I was socially conditioned. When Mom and Dad get the nice car or that big new home, we say, “I’m going to get a house just like this when I get older”. You…
There’s No Job Waiting On You

There’s No Job Waiting On You

I Hate My Job, I Hate School | by Professor X
Break out that beautiful, new suit for that first interview. Now that we’ve got that illusive (and expensive) college degree, it’s time to get out into the “real world” to begin making money. Yes! If you had this epiphany before you went to college, cudos! A few know early on college is not in the cards for them. They were smart or lucky, but better off in any case. For most of us, we are forced through the higher ranks…
My Job Is Lucky I Didn’t***

My Job Is Lucky I Didn’t***

I Hate My Job | by Professor X
You’re walking down a quiet hallway at work. You’re on your way to get a much needed drink of purified water because you’ve been stuck at your paper-riddled desk all morning. Besides, stretching your legs and heading to the nice clean employee only restroom sound like a plan. Maybe you’ll even turn this little 5 minute break into a 20 minute detour, just to treat yourself a little. We all do it. Hold on! As you’re walking down this corridor…
Crazy People Can’t Get Hired,Yet Make The Most Money

Crazy People Can’t Get Hired,Yet Make The Most Money

"BJs" Blow Away Your Job, I Hate My Job | by Professor X
Wow…that’s a hell of statement to make. Please don’t be offended about the word “crazy”. In this case, I mean people who do things the rest of us would consider life-threatening or we just don’t understand why someone would want to do something like that. Let me illustrate: Sir Richard Branson got a wild hair up his ass and decided to travel around the world. You may exclaim, “What’s so crazy about that?” What I failed to mention was that…

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